Got this in an email and thought I'd share it with my four blog readers.....
* It is the middle of the night (it’s not today and it’s not tomorrow)
* We are happy or stressed (corollary: Holidays of any kind)
* We are outside (especially when we are camping)
* It was on the plate of someone else (especially if it the plate of one of your children)
* It is consumed with diet coke
* We have actually broken a sweat (exercised) in the last 24 hours
* Our mother or grandmother made the food
* Our mother or grandmother has recently stressed us out and we made the food
* We are in the car and in a hurry
* It is some form of a salad
* We have recently had problems with members of the opposite sex
* We haven’t had problems or any attention from members of the opposite sex in a long time
* It includes whole grains (or is brownish at least)
* It is in liquid form of any kind (anything that can get through a straw is calorie free)
* It doesn’t taste very good
* You are in front of a TV or computer
* You are standing up (in front of the refrigerator)
* You are depressed
* It’s a free sample at a store
* It’s small and cute like an hors d’oeuvres at a cocktail party
* It is really fancy and well made and not something you get every day
* When wearing sweats or other expandable clothing
* When it benefits girl scouts or any other non profit
* When someone else is paying
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3 comments:
This is too funny! Thanks for sharing it with me! (and whoever the other 3 are...lol!)
I guess I am reader #2! Wow, then I guess I am really skinny then, since none of my daily calories count!
this was great....going ot have to copy this one and print it out!!! am i number 3
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